Now hear this: George Carlin, "WALL-E" and "Wanted"

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Did you tune in last week for audio clips about “Get Smart” and “The Love Guru”?

Then you’ll be pleased to hear that there’s a whole new crop this week.

Once again, these streaming audio clips — about 30 seconds apiece — come courtesy of McClatchy Interactive. Keep ‘em comin’, guys!

First up, friends share memories of comedian George Carlin and muse about one of his favorite characters, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman.

Sigourney Weaver and others lend their voices to a scene from “WALL-E.”
And James McAvoy shares how he perfected that flawless American accent (ha!) in “Wanted.”

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If you’re interested, here’s a 25-minute interview with “Star Trek” star George Takei and his partner, Brad Altman. They talk about how they met, William Shatner and the new “Star Trek” movie.

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YouTube Video of the Week: Fake TV news

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One of my favorite channels on YouTube is the Onion News Network, a phony font of television news segments from the folks who producethe parody newspaper The Onion.

Most of these segments are far too crude and foul-mouthed to post on a family-friendly blogs. Still, I can’t help sharing my love for The Onion.

Above is one of ONN’s milder news parodies, in which pundits discuss our beloved robot overlords. Destroy all humans!!

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Some more breaking news, courtesy of ONN:

In a bold new move, Blizzard Entertainment has released a World of Warcraft sequel that lets you play — suprise! — someone playing World of Warcraft.

Here’s a video about kids who don’t support medical coverage for children.

And what scientific breakthrough is this? Why, it’s a sheep with the brain of a goat!

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Life on the rim of the Grand Canyon

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Today, Tribune blogger Pat Pemberton and I pay tribute to a former Central Coast resident.

Born in Stockton, Marcus Fuhrman attended Cuesta College and Cal Poly in the late 1960s and was stationed at Camp San Luis Obispo through the mid-‘70s. He later became a high school English teacher.

Fuhrman died April 29 in a small town outside of Page, Ariz. He was 59.

This afternoon, family and friends are holding a celebration of his life at Shoshone Point, on the south rim of the Grand Canyon.

Tribune staffer Jay Thompson became friends with Fuhrman in 1981 while the two were working as waiters at the Moqui Lodge, a 135-room resort near the southernmost border of Grand Canyon National Park.

Known jokingly as “The Last Resort,” Moqui was established in the late 1920s

Moqui became a landmark in the mid-1960s due to its glass-fronted A-frame. The resort was demolished in November 2005.

As Jay shared, “Serving the public can be tough. Some nights, it’s a job just to survive. Maybe it’s like going to war where your fellow waiters cover your back.”

Here are a few of Marcus Fuhrman’s thoughts on life at Moqui Lodge, told to Jay in 2006:

On living at Moqui:

We moved there from Death Valley in 1981 to ’85. We had an Airstream trailer we later sold to Billy Two-Beers and bought a doublewide in Tusayan. We borrowed Dave Miller’s Dodge and dragged it to the Moqui on a Sunday so the sheriff wouldn’t be around. We were probably the first doublewide. We were the only ones with kids back then.

On the “sweet mix”:

I’ve been in some pretty cool times and places with people, with different activities, situations and different types of social groups … and Moqui … it was just a sweet mix. It was a little bit on the outside of the company’s strong thumb, so we were a little loosey-goosey out there. It might have been the altitude, I don’t know.

On the people:

It was a little bit Looney Tunes. (Moqui) was a little campground for crazy people who didn’t fit traditional careers. There were some odd people who could survive there and have some sense of a normal life even though no one was normal.

On the dining room:

It was so fun, man. It was the craziest dining room. I liked going to work because you didn’t know what the hell was going to happen. One night a big old lady on a German tour fell down and had a heart attack. Somebody else lost their whole tray of food … like six plates. Some doofus who didn’t know how to set his tray. They pulled from the wrong side and it was unbalanced and the whole thing slipped over. It was so funny.

On the challenges of waiting tables:

I liked waiting tables because it demanded so much of me — quickness and memory and anticipation and planning and speed and accuracy. But customers could very easily make me feel subservient. It didn’t take much — a look, a word, an attitude or a kind of brush-off.

Maybe one out of 20 tables I’d get that sense. But the other 19 it was like a challenge: Go get them, bust them, dominate them with dialogue or interest — draw them out and find out who they are.

The coolest part of living at Moqui:

It was when we closed after New Year’s. They had a big New Year’s party. Everybody worked and then we hung out. The next day we would watch whatever game was on New Year’s Day … And then two months of quiet.

On the magic of Moqui:

I don’t know when I learned it, but I learned a long time ago for me my time does not belong to somebody else. And the time I get on this planet I just want it to be full of people and experiences that are memorable and important and intimate.

So Moqui fit that for us. It let you leave cheap. I mean we paid $50 a month rent then. It was cheap and easy and they left you alone. That was it. It was a very simple life.

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Blog entry composed by Jay Thompson.

To learn more about Moqui Lodge and the 100 resort workers who called it home, click here.

To see a slide show, click here for Mac computers and here for PCs.

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Diamonds are a thug's best friend in "Snatch"

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“Snatch,” directed by Guy Ritchie

Remember when Guy Ritchie was known for something other than being Madonna’s husband?

Back in 1998, he was Hollywood’s hottest new find, the director of the funny, fast-paced crime blitz known as “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.”

The movie, about four working-class stiffs who find themselves mixed up in high-stakes poker, pot and the search for two antique guns, made stars out of former Olympic diver Jason Statham and footballer-turned-actor Vinnie Jones.

It also set a new standard for British action flicks — and some unforgettable lines and one of the best movie soundtracks in years.

“Snatch,” released in 2000, ups the ante with more stars, more violence and and an even more confusing plot.

This time, a tangle of boxing promoters, bookmakers, amateur thieves, gangsters and jewelers are all after the same sparkling 84-carat rock.

Ritchie’s music-video-on-acid visual style makes for a wild time.

There are big names, like Benicio Del Toro and Dennis Farina, as well as a few familiar faces from “Trainspotting” and “Lock, Stock.”

But the most unexpected standout is Brad Pitt.

Pitt, playing an Irish-Gypsy prizefighter, is hilarious here — a tough scrapper with a nearly unintelligible accent and a deep love for “dags” (dogs) and “me mam” (his mother).

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Watch “Snatch” tonight at The Palm Theatre, 817 Palm St. in San Luis Obispo. Showtimes are 7 and 9:15 p.m.

Tickets are $7.50.

Next in the Palm Wednesday movie series is “The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” on July 2.

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Photo courtesy of MovieWeb.com.

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Was that Pamela Anderson?!?

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I love celebrity cameos.

Whenever famous faces pop up in films, I’m always abuzz with anticipation. What will they say? What will they do? Will they tap into a familiar on-screen persona or, even more delightfully, play themselves?

More often than not, they steal the show.

Naturally, whenever I get a great idea, the Onion A.V. Club has done it first. Better. And with video clips.

Click here for 19 stellar “one-scene wonders,” courtesy of the A.V. Club.

(A warning: Not all of these picks come with videos, but those that do feature occasional foul language. Headphones required.)

The short list, for all you lazybones out there, is as follows:

  1. Alec Baldwin in “Glengarry Glen Ross”
  2. Ray Charles in “The Blues Brothers”
  3. Pamela Anderson in “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”
  4. Dean Stockwell in “Blue Velvet” (David Lynch film No. 1)
  5. Janeane Garofalo in “The Cable Guy” (one of my personal favorites)
  6. David Letterman in “Cabin Boy”
  7. Billy Ray Cyrus in “Mulholland Dr.” (David Lynch film No. 2)
  8. Ned Beatty in “Network”
  9. Chris Rock in “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka”
  10. Topher Grace in “Ocean’s Eleven”
  11. David Spade in “Reality Bites” (another gem)
  12. Sammy Davis Jr. in “Sweet Charity”
  13. Vanessa Redgrave in “Atonement”
  14. Charlie Sheen in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”
  15. David Bowie in “Zoolander”
  16. John Carroll Lynch in “Zodiac”
  17. Charles Fleisher in “Zodiac” (That’s right, the voice of Roger Rabbit)
  18. Samuel L. Jackson in “Kill Bill, Vol. 2″
  19. William Hurt in “A History of Violence” (What a ham)

What do you think, readers? What celebrity cameos would make your list?

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