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Just say no to remakes of “Plan 9,” “Rocky Horror Picture Show”

In this age of rampant remakes and repeat sequels, it seems that there’s nothing sacred anymore.

Moviedom’s morons have put a 21st century spin on “Death Race 2000,” “Omega Man,” “Journey to the Center of the Earth,” even “Rollerball” (with inline skates, natch).

Hollywood’s redux of “The Day The Earth Stood Still” comes out in theaters Dec. 12. Revamping one of science fiction’s coolest classics? With Keanu Reeves?!? C’mon, guys!

Meanwhile, there are plans to remake “Plan 9 From Outer Space” and “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”. Good gravy! There’s no way any modern version could ever match those hilarious kitschfests.

It’s enough to make a cinephile scream. Many do.

The world of sequels is no better, with second, third or fourth editions of “Transformers” and “The Fast and the Furious” in the works. (Okay, I’m actually looking forward to “Tron 2.”)

My favorite nerdporium, io9.com, has compiled a list of movie sequels that should never be made — starting with the long-rumored “Blade Runner 2″ Electric Boogaloo.” Personally, if anyone tries to make “12 Monkeys, Part Deux,” I’m going to write my congressman.