«

»

Apr 16

Why I should not watch movies like Marley & Me

Okay, so maybe it wasn’t a good idea to rent “Marley & Me.”

Because I knew it was about a dog and that it spanned several years. And, well — dogs don’t live forever. So, of course, it ends with — SPOILER ALERT — a dead dog.marley-dog-dies.jpg

Now, ordinarilly, that would be tough enough, right? No one wants to see a once former cute puppy getting euthanized. And in this movie that scene is particularly wrenching, to the point where I was like, “Okay already — let me off the hook here!”

But the thing that makes it really tough is that we’ve got two aging pets of our own: Our dog Mona and our cat Lucy. And, of course, when you see a pet get put to sleep on screen, you can’t help but think about –

You know.

Now, I could take a positive side and think, well, at least the movie shows that others, like Marley’s owner, have been through this before. But then I think: Yeah, and then the guy wrote a book about it and became a millionaire.

That probably won’t happen when our pets die. We’ll just have dead pets and be really sad. If I were to try to write about it, publishing houses would be like, “Dude — have you read ‘Marley & Me’?” 

I haven’t read the book, but the movie was actually pretty good. And though it reminded me that our dog will be dead someday, it also reminded me what a good pooch she is.

You think anyone would publish a book about a really good dog?

I can throw in some funny stuff about her being afraid of the wind and going down slides. And at the end, I can I have a really touching scene where she dies.

Too familiar?

Okay, how about a book about a cat . . .

No related posts.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>