12:30 a.m. Thursday | 300 block of Melody Drive | Suspicious circumstances

Who’s there?

A resident heard someone ringing her doorbell and heard someone in her yard. She said the person then started banging on her door. Officers checked the area, and found one of the resident’s family members had arrived.

2:53 a.m. Sunday | 1103 Alamo Creek | Stolen vehicle

Shocked into silence

A woman said she saw her vehicle being driven away earlier that morning, but was too shocked to call and report it until now.

9:13 a.m. Sunday | 1100 block of Nanette Lane | Check the welfare

Ailing pooch

Yelling was heard coming from a residence, and someone said “he can barely stand up.” It was unknown if someone needed help. Officers arrived and found that the family’s dog had had a seizure.

1:26 a.m. Tuesday | 2800 Buena Vista Drive | Suspicious vehicles

Can’t be tardy

A man was sleeping in a car in the parking lot at Cuesta College. Officers talked with the man, who said his car had broken down and he had classes in the morning, so he was trying to get some sleep. He said he would get his car fixed in the morning.

9:59 a.m. Tuesday | 500 block of Rose Lane | Peace disturbance

Barking mad

A woman said her neighbor was squirting her dog with a garden hose, and when she went outside, he squirted her too. Officers talked with both residents, and found that the main issue was the woman’s dogs were continually barking and neither were happy with the way Animal Services dealt with the issue.

2:49 p.m. Tuesday | 227 Vine St. | Suspicious circumstances

Illegal dumping

Someone dumped a duffle bag in the alley and ran off. There was nothing of value in the bag, only a blanket and a dog license. Officers were able to contact the person responsible for the bag and he was warned not to dump in other people’s Dumpsters.

8:03 a.m. Wednesday | 1210 Corra Creek Ave. | Other

Punk’d

A woman said her significant other took her car without her permission and did not return it. Officers spoke with both the woman and her partner, who were having relationship problems. The husband was apparently trying to upset his wife by saying the vehicle had been towed. It was in the parking lot.

8:22 p.m. Wednesday | 2200 block of Park Street | Suspicious circumstances

Not here

A resident said a man knocked on her window and was in her backyard, asking her where the sober house was.

1:34 p.m. Thursday | 1511 Spring St. | Animal problem

Move ‘em out

A swarm of bees was gathering on the sidewalk, and looked to be making a hive on the side of the building. A bee collectors was contacted, and said he had three other swarms to collect and would get it around sunset.

5:30 p.m. Wednesday | 1234 Pine St. | Other

Dirty money

A woman received a phone call from someone who said he had received a $5 bill from the Pine Street Saloon that had her name, phone number and a lewd message on it. The man offered to let the woman pick up the money. The woman said she believes the person who wrote on the money is a former friend, as she was able to recognize the unique handwriting.

2:07 p.m. Tuesday | 900 block of Queen Anne Road | Civil

Garden wars

A resident said his neighbor was cutting his trees and throwing the trimmings in his yard.

2:35 p.m. Wednesday | 1245 Park St. | Malicious mischief

When teens attack

Some kids sprayed Silly String on some other kids who were inside A Heart’s Desire. The kids who were sprayed were still inside the bridal and tuxedo business and were able to identify the suspects.

7:39 p.m. Wednesday | 1800 block of Vine Street | Suspicious circumstances

From North Korea?

A resident said their elderly mother heard a crash in the backyard at 2:30 p.m., but did not know what had caused it. When the resident arrived, they found a homemade rocket had gone through her shed.

8:25 p.m. Wednesday | 300 block of Montebello Oaks Drive | Suspicious circumstances

Cat trapped

Someone was seen in front of a house on their knees with a shovel and a flashlight. Officers contacted the person, whose cat was trapped under the crawl space.

7:33 p.m. Thursday | 2305 Theatre Drive | Peace disturbance

Beep beep

A resident said a delivery truck was at Target and backing up. No trucks were supposed to be there before 8 a.m. An officer said all was quiet.