«

»

Sep 02

Odd calls to San Luis Obispo police, Aug. 22-28

1:56 a.m. Monday | Higuera and Garden streets | Alcohol offense

Tequila makes her clothes fall off

A person flagged down an officer to report a person walking around naked. Officers were unable to locate the nudist.

11:57 a.m. Monday | 300 block Foothill | NEO

Sleeping under the stars

A mattress was seen on a lawn.

1:09 p.m. Monday | 400 block Islay | Animal problem

Doesn’t that just fit the stereotype

A loose pit bull attacked a mail carrier.

3:35 p.m. Monday | 151 Santa Rosa | Trespassing

Real mature

A transient was reportedly sitting outside the Chevron station, flipping off the clerk through the window.

11:09 a.m. Tuesday | 995 Palm | Disorderly conduct

Was he 2?

A man was pretending to stab people with his cell phone and yelling in front of the library.

5:49 p.m. Wednesday | 1100 block Olive | Disorderly

Picking on someone his own size

A drunk man was in a resident’s backyard, terrorizing the dogs. The resident said it was an ongoing problem.

8:39 p.m. Wednesday | 1600 block Partridge | Animal problem

Who swallowed the fly

A man captured the dog that tried to eat his cat.

2:36 p.m. Friday | 1010 Murray | Animal problem

I would think not

A dog hanging from a leash in the back of a truck was “not doing well.”

2:02 a.m. Saturday | 3900 block Higuera | Suspicious

How do these people keep losing their clothes?

A naked man was standing in a person’s house. The resident got out of the house and called police.

No related posts.

1 comment

  1. Tom

    Wow, these calls sound like TOP PRIORITY to save the very fabric of American society. sheesh!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>