12:58 p.m. Thursday | Pacifica and Higuera | Municipal code violation
Whose hair?
A person was on the sidewalk, cutting hair.
1:56 a.m. Monday | Higuera and Garden streets | Alcohol offense
Tequila makes her clothes fall off
A person flagged down an officer to report a person walking around naked. Officers were unable to locate the nudist.
11:57 a.m. Monday | 300 block Foothill | NEO
Sleeping under the stars
A mattress was seen on a lawn.
1:09 p.m. Monday | 400 block Islay | Animal problem
Doesn’t that just fit the stereotype
A loose pit bull attacked a mail carrier.
3:35 p.m. Monday | 151 Santa Rosa | Trespassing
Real mature
A transient was reportedly sitting outside the Chevron station, flipping off the clerk through the window.
11:09 a.m. Tuesday | 995 Palm | Disorderly conduct
Was he 2?
A man was pretending to stab people with his cell phone and yelling in front of the library.
5:49 p.m. Wednesday | 1100 block Olive | Disorderly
Picking on someone his own size
A drunk man was in a resident’s backyard, terrorizing the dogs. The resident said it was an ongoing problem.
8:39 p.m. Wednesday | 1600 block Partridge | Animal problem
Who swallowed the fly
A man captured the dog that tried to eat his cat.
2:36 p.m. Friday | 1010 Murray | Animal problem
I would think not
A dog hanging from a leash in the back of a truck was “not doing well.”
2:02 a.m. Saturday | 3900 block Higuera | Suspicious
How do these people keep losing their clothes?
A naked man was standing in a person’s house. The resident got out of the house and called police.
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1 comment
Tom
September 2, 2010 at 12:44 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wow, these calls sound like TOP PRIORITY to save the very fabric of American society. sheesh!